Saturday, February 23, 2013

I'm A Little Late On This


Final Crisis Part Three
Open up to Frankenstein in Bludhaven, trying to keep that mess under wraps. When the Question pops in and there is a little tussle. The Question points out the mummified corpse of the former Darkseid. And well, she presents Frankenbeans with a... question. "What kind of gandland violence leaves a man mummified?" She then asks what happened to Turpin, and leaves Frankenstein to these questions. 
Ripping her faceless face off revealing Renee Montoya, where she goes to blend in to the crowd. Frankenstein and Father time talk about some sort of prophecy in the form of an old Mac hand cursor. The words Know Evil pop up, and Some guy on a screen, or Father time, I honestly don't know the structure of this part of the comic is very confusing. Anyway this guy points everyone in SHADE to go to a bunker somewhere in Bludhaven. Montoya comes to a crowd gathered around a fallen German Ms. Marvel.
Renee is then asked by some guy to come back with her. Next we see burger flipping cave-guy from the future(yes that does sound as ridiculous) and he then gets fired for his freak-out and saying the word Gravitons, I'm not even joking. People find the symbol he had drawn on the ground and date it back to paleolithic era while other people say it's exactly like this crop circle they found. Sad cave-guy maybe Monitor walks away from TV's in an electronic shop's window(do these even still exist?). Next we find Jay Garrick talking with family and recounting the events that transpired, and sure enough Barry Allen is alive. And it looks like he's been running from a dark knight on skis.
Death Skis
It seems they were attempting to use their light-speed force to chase down the bullet that killed Orion before it killed him. Jay unfortunately wasn't able to keep up due to his age, and Barry and Wally are still attempting sort of attempting to break free and stop it at the same time. Time and the speed force is weird. In the next scene we find the Legion of Doom swamp location where the Human Flame and Libra are talking about the Flame's endeavors for the future. Libra forces a helmet on Flame and the Anti-life equation takes him over. Enter Lex Luthor at bad timing. Lex demands to know whats going on. Libra lays it all on the table that either Lex could join or be forced to join, as Apokolips is coming.
At Metropolis Memorial Hospital, Clark is at Lois's side as she is barely being kept alive by his heat vision or some such. Jimmy is there and says he's going to go find Superman, since he's been missing for almost an entire day(Jesus... does Supes ever get you know, time off?). Some weird person enters the room and says she knows that Clark is Superman, and he needs to join her. Hal is in green energy shackles as the Alpha lanterns are taking him away. Alan(Golden age GL) and Wonder Woman attempt to sway the decision that Hal was the cause of this since there isn't any proof that he did it, but Hal says he doesn't recall anything during the time that Orion was killed and it would be better to go to the Guardians and figure this out. 
I wonder what Article XXX is?
Alan and Diana talk more after the Alphas leave and decide they need more help with a possible fight against Darkseid and the evil gods. A draft is in order. We get varying different scenes of heroes such as Freddie(Marvel Boy) and his tiger butler talking about how that Billy and Mary have gone missing, and he should do something. Oliver Queen and Dinah Lance post coitus, Super-girl talking to her cat, and even some mysterious new Aquaman. A bunch of Superheroes decide to show up for the draft.
I love these kinds of images.
Next we return to Mister Miracle and Sonny Sumo talking about how sometimes Mister Miracle can't even explain his powers. Sumo-san suggests that Motherboxx is probably a big help in this. They're attacked by some unknown assailants wearing very similar helmets to Human Flame's new head accessory. Oh god, that stupid kid group from last issue shows up. One even remarking how he still want's Sumo's autograph. God this was so cringe-worthy to read that Mister Miracle got saved by these snotty brats in costumes. 
Ugh
The smug bastards even remark after Mr. Miracle asks them go back that they've done stuff like save the earth, because they're super-hero teenagers or some such nonsense. I hope these kids earn there keep as cannon fodder. Cut over to Diana standing outside of what looks like an irradiated area of Bludhaven, or maybe that warlord guy in the bunker did something nasty. These knight dudes on riding dalmatians warn her she shouldn't go in without an escort. So they follow her in. 
They come to a scene where a guy from SHADE called Replika(Madrox rip-off) is seen disemboweled, hung, flayed etc. in his multiple bodies. I'm guessing one of them didn't get away... Standing over the bodies is Ms. Marvel gone all punk-rock. Oh wait, that's not Mary, it's some evil god using her body. BY HERA, that's how they've been getting around unnoticed Wonder Woman exclaims. They fight quite a bit, one of the knight chicks by the name of Marene who is a great admirer of Diana gets cut in half by Mary. And her brother holding her dead body screaming at the two, is all the time that Mary needs to land a diseased blow to  Wonder Woman. 
WW is now the carrier for some sort of Omega disease. Meanwhile back at the Hall of Justice, Oracle who has taken over as hub director after MM's death catches an odd e-mail being sent out to everyone in the world. It's a virus and it somehow magically opens itself. Luckily it looks like Oracle was able to pull the plug before she gets caught by the Anti-life Equation and becomes a drone for Darkseid. Barry and Wally finally catch up with time, and it seems they may have jumped a week in to the future. In front of them a group of ball-gag wearing nefarious looking former super-heroes and villains show up with Wonder Woman looking really demonic leading them. 
Ball-gag on the left
I'll see you next time in Final Crisis Part Four!

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